Today I received an extremely strange piece of mail. It was a silver salad fork. There was no return address, postmark, or note. I have no idea where it came from or what it means.
The message on the fork can be read as a NOM NOM or a WON WON depending on which way you look at it. So, is someone trying to tell me that I need to “NOM” more salad? Or are they trying to tell me that I “WON” by eating salad? I am confused. Regardless, it is a nice gesture, I just wish I knew who sent it so I could thank them and find out WHY they sent me this fork.